Jack and Jill # 19


Jill: Hey, do you think I need to buy some new perfumes.

Jack: Sure. As you like, Sweetie.

Jill: Hmm. So, you think I smell bad. Don’t you?

Jack: Hunh! *confused* of course not.

Jill: You don’t think I smell nice naturally.

Jack: You smell beautiful naturally. Fresh as mint. *pretends sniffing*

Jill: Then why do you think I need perfumes?

Jack: It is just for something better, you know?

Jill: It doesn’t make sense.

Jack: Sure, it does. It is like… umm… You cook at home, right?

Jill: Yeah. So?

Jack: Still, we often eat out the restaurants. Why?

Jill: *thinks*

Jack: *waits for it*

Jill: *sparks* You!!! *the chase begins*


 

Jack and Jill # 18


Jack: Where were you all this while? I missed you.

Jill: Awww… Really? You did? *eyes flutter*

Jack: Of course, I did. I am so used to you that I felt incomplete.

Jill: Oh, my my! I missed you too. *air kisses*

Jack: Where have you been?

Jill: I was, on a Break, you know! *hair wisp play*

Jack: Oh, I see. You know, I was so bored.

Jill: Oh! So, am I your Entertainment? *fumes* I am. Right?

Jack: Oops. No. No, not in that sense.

Jill: I know all your senses. You scoundrel. *punches*

Jack: Can I ask you something, honey?

Jill: What?

Jack: When are you taking your next “break”? *winks*

Jill: Youuu!! Not before I kill you. *the chase begins*


Jack and Jill # 17


Jill: No matter how much you object, I am going to have that kitty party.

Jack: Have it. I don’t mind. But not at our place.

Jill: We are having it here. Right here.

Jack: Ok, but at least, not on Sunday.

Jill: We are having it right here. On Sunday. *the ’bring it on’ look*

Jack: That’s the only day I get to relax, Jill. Why would you ruin it?

Jill: You can peacefully doze in the bedroom.

Jack: No. I want the whole home to myself.

Jill: I’m sorry honey, but that is not happening.

Jack: Ok then, I better prepare for revenge. *sips water*

Jill: Aahn? And how do you plot to do that? *hands on hips*

Jack: *evil grin* I will not put the toilet seat down. *rolling eyes*


Jack and Jill # 16


Jack: You manage to spur a fight with me out of nothing. Great!

Jill: Oh! Now, I am the one who started it?!

Jack: Of course.

Jill: And that too out of nothing?

Jack: Of course. Who fights for sleeping on a particular side of the bed?

Jill: Why don’t you give it up if it is not a big deal?

Jack: I can’t. That is my side.

Jill: *shrugs*

Jack: Anyway, I am tired and sleepy. Good night.

Jill: Hunh! Tell me something new.

Jack: Where is my pillow and blanket?

Jill: *smirks*

Jack: Where is it?

Jill: In the hall. On the sofa.


Jack and Jill # 15


Jill: You needed a new towel, right?

Jack: Yes. Why?

Jill: I got you one.

Jack: Oh! What would I do without you, honey?

Jill: Ta-daaa!!! *exhibits like a salesgirl*

Jack: This one? For me? *frowns*

Jill: Yes. Nice, no? See how soft it is.

Jack: Yes, but…

Jill: But, what?

Jack: It is Pink!!!

Jill: I know!! I love pink. Isn’t it pretty? *lit up eyes*

Jack: It is. *conspires* But I want You to have this one.

Jill: Why?

Jack: *evil* Umm… because it is as pretty as you are.

Jill: Awww!!! Will you let me have this one? Really?

Jack: Sure. Any sacrifice for you, my love.

Jill: Thanks. *kisses* But what about yours?

Jack: Don’t worry. I will buy another. White one, may be?

Jill: No. No. I will get you a purple one.

Jack: *loser face*


Jack and Jill # 14


Jill: Which one?

Jack: Any one.

Jill: Come on. At least, suggest.

Jack: Any one. You pick.

Jill: Romantic Comedy?

Jack: Ok.

Jill: Or Action Thriller?

Jack: Ok.

Jill: What Ok? Are you even listening to me?

Jack: Book any movie, sweetie. Whichever you like.

Jill: How come you don’t have any preference for movies?

Jack: Do you think I’m going with you to watch the movie? *winks*