Jill: You needed a new towel, right?
Jack: Yes. Why?
Jill: I got you one.
Jack: Oh! What would I do without you, honey?
Jill: Ta-daaa!!! *exhibits like a salesgirl*
Jack: This one? For me? *frowns*
Jill: Yes. Nice, no? See how soft it is.
Jack: Yes, but…
Jill: But, what?
Jack: It is Pink!!!
Jill: I know!! I love pink. Isn’t it pretty? *lit up eyes*
Jack: It is. *conspires* But I want You to have this one.
Jack: *evil* Umm… because it is as pretty as you are.
Jill: Awww!!! Will you let me have this one? Really?
Jack: Sure. Any sacrifice for you, my love.
Jill: Thanks. *kisses* But what about yours?
Jack: Don’t worry. I will buy another. White one, may be?
Jill: No. No. I will get you a purple one.
Jack: *loser face*