Jack: What do you want for your birthday, honey?
Jill: It would be rather better if you didn’t ask that.
Jack: Why, exactly?
Jill: Because I want something that you would not let me have.
Jack: Come on, why wouldn’t I?
Jill: Because you hate it as much as I love it.
Jack: I don’t think so. We love the same things.
Jill: Sure. Except One.
Jack: Try me.
Jill: I want a Puppy.
Jack: No way!!!
Jill: I told you. You don’t love me as much as you hate dogs.