Jack: I want to watch the game, Jill.
Jill: Sure, right after this movie is finished.
Jack: The game will be over by then.
Jill: Big Deal?! You can watch the highlights later.
Jack: Highlights don’t have the thrill of a live game.
Jill: Sure they have. Why not?
Jack: Because I would know the result by then.
Jill: Then don’t watch the news before you watch highlights. Problem solved?
Jack: Do you know what are you holding on to?
Jill: Remote Control?
Jack: Well, let’s call it Remote-out of my-Control. *surrenders*